This is Sarge, he is first and foremost a retired US Army Gnome Vet, but he is so much more than that.
His details are classified and on a need to know basis and if you Need-To-Know then consider joining him in helping the Wounded Warriors Project in your area and you might just meet him and he can share his compassion, experience, and funny stores and hopefully make you smile.
He loves to wrench on old cars and has more car knowledge in his head than a Napa Store database! He sometimes smells a little like auto parts and oil but that is a good thing right! He is a motorhead from way back and that will never change.
Best of luck Sarge and thank you for your unselfish dedication and service to you country, community, family, fellow Gnomes and humans.
We salute you and hope you like your new home!